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I Play Saxophone; Therefore, I Am Better Than You.

Jun 23, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Music, Religious
I Play Saxophone; Therefore, I Am Better Than You.

Because saxophonists are awesome.

We can play classical, jazz, and rock. Can’t say that about too many other instruments. Can you?

Reasons why saxophonists are better and saxophones are awesome:
+we play saxophone
+sax sounds like sex… see the similarities
+jazz
+Charlie Parker
+Sonny Rollins
+we can play your silly clarinet, oboe, french horn, trumpet and flute music too
+we might play it better
+John Coltrane
+Cannonball Alderly
+Gerry Mulligan
+There’s a full range of saxophones, yet every one of them, even bass and contrabass reads in treble clef.
+The soprillo sax, the only thing more obnoxious than a piccolo.
+A variety of styles to choose from when playing.
+Extensive repertoire

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If I kissed Katy Perry, I would like it.

Jun 12, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Music, Religious
If I kissed Katy Perry, I would like it.

I’m not gay because I totally like boys. But I’m sure if I kissed Katy Perry, I would like it.
Fuck N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys are the true American Boy Band

If anyone likes N’SYNC Leave this group now. You are not welcome. If the whole world listened to BSB it would end all wars.

Although N’SYNC fans are not aloud into this group, Current Justin Timberlake Fans are accepted because any one whose bringing sexy back is a friend of mine

I know the Backstreet Boys arnt classified as “Religious” but honestly if you are a true fan its a

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Enya Fan Club

Jun 8, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Music, Religious
Enya Fan Club

For those who adore the soothing voice of Enya.

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